New religion gonna bring you to your knees...

In light of the recent efforts by some to expand the role of the creator in the classroom, the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are working to expand children's knowledge of not only the secret of creation, but of life.

Boyardee's, The Creation of Man

To learn more about the teachings, consult the great uberpedia, Wikipedia.

A short background:

Beliefs

• The Universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. (Images depicting the creation of the universe typically show the Monster, a tree-covered mountain, and a midgit (sic)).
• All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.
• Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s.
• Bobby Henderson is the "prophet" of this religion.

- Murphy